Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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