Non-Jews are for practice
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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