i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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