I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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