Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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