No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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