Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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