In the future we'll all be gay
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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