Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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