it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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