we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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