I'm really into asian looking animals
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Buhtt sex?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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