As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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