He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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