Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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