omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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