they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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