i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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