The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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