I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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