one might say we're banned from that church
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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