My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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