It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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