Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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