i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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