You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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