Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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