i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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