What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
