problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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