But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I don't think brook has ever known best
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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