I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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