I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
