were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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