dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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