Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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