Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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