Whod you bang
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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