how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we made out on top of his cat.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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