I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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