are you still at the devil's house?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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