4 words: hood of his car
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I am available for nakedness
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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