I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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