Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Randomize
