how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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