Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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