she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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