Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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