just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Come on in and take your pants off
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