Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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