How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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